The Chivalrous Ninja

Hi, my name is Nik, I enjoy snffing glue and worshipping Satan. As for hobbies I like Arts and crafts, LSD, and transferring STD's, occupation? I murder infant babies & Girl Scouts for pay. I'm a really nice guy, and I'm sure me and you will be great friends. I hate vegans, keebler elves, and those fucking bastard ass pigeons, shitting all over my bike and shit, I just got the damn motor fixed, what else could you possibly fucking want from me? Do I have to give you like 10 dollars an hour just to keep your ass-cream off of it? Because if so, I'm not doing that, you're a fucking bird, what could you possibly buy? Nothing, people leave food out for you on almost every damn day stuck in some tube-shaped object so you can perch on it as they watch you eat (sick fucks), I bet they jack off to it. Fucking proud of yourself pigeons? You think it's cool and edgy to just shit on peoples stuff? Well let me tell you something cum-guzzlers, It isn't and if you're pigeon reading this right now, I'ma find your ass. Oh, I'ma find it, and when I do, I'll rip off your wings and feed it to your young then take them and deep fry their asses as you watch me eat it.
Fucking pigeons.

Even more important than drinkin’ water.

when people I’ve been waiting to talk to all day show up online

Nashir and Devin in a nutshell.

(Source: xenahort)

For fuck’s sake, Misty. It’s called a tampon.

I know what I’m naming my Sandslaaaasshhhh~

Ice and snow levels are the best in games. Which is weird since I don’t care for the Winter or cold.

I fucking concur.

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